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Doubt it, herpecially with plenty of jail bait shop Skeet matz via Willa , and guest spots from the White Shadow as Michael Scott’’s former boss, and the coach from The Wonder Years and dr from China Beach ( same person ) who did some dirty bidness with Sandy Cohen and his shitty LA Lender’’s bagels. In our ear en revue of Moovies ”05 , I neglected to add the trailer for 2046 to the Trailers That Got Me Mo Jazzed Than Jazzercise list! Zhang , bang, thang you mang! I had no websites up and going in 1999, had if I did, I woulda had ALL THREE spots for Eyes Wide Shut [ one , two , three ] on the Trailers That Got Me Mo Jazzed Than Jazzercise list of 1999, but the list woulda been called something else, and I didn”t have a list or internets site cause I was scared of the Y2K bug, although it shoulda been a Y2K and 1 bug, cause 2001 was the actual start of the new willennium, not 2000 you stoopid idjiots who probably didn”t think about things like that and were too busy trying to party like it was 1999, although 1998 was by far my mos flavorite year of balls time. I mean, Air dropped Moon Safari in late January of that year and change my French hating life for ever. Wee wee moinsir au bu pain in the neck!! And speaking of EWS and 1999 and not having a site of webs… had I had fore-sight and had a site-four then Stewart Thorndike probably would have been not only the 1st Her Royal Tryness, but also the first Non Us Hottie , which some claims with clams that it is a more bigger honor and gentle! Who is shes? She and some other girl in EWS were trying to bone Tom Cruise ” where the rainbow ends ” (watch clip 2 to hear her speak!), but he’’s gay and a Dianetics couch stress tester so he couldn”t be bothered. Well, he missles out cause Thorbest is more cuterified/shag munch a carpet riffic than Coyle, Portman, Knightley, Moss, and Mulligan turbo-combine D! Too badski she’’s been in nothing next to nothing and the google alert I set up in her good name ”ears ago has netted more zero than NETZERO !! Anyone know anythimg about Stewart Thorndike, who isn”t a man, but may not even eggsist, besides being super hot? This is morest importanter than finding the whereabouts of Dole Fruit Pop , Dirty Ho , Fly Girl , and Deborah Foreman . Please contact us at 1-900-THI-GHS-Z and leave me your SSN, ISBN, and TURK182s. In the meantime, here’’s the singlest largest photo image pictures collection of Stewart Thorndike on the webs. (and don”t even bother hovering yer cursor over each pic, I”m too sleepy to right slutty comments.) First weekend without football in a wheel a while. Best not to think about it. # flazzumed by Thigh Master | | Thursday, January 26 Empty NESticle starring the ghost of Richard Mulligan Pretty safe bet (like the Skins going to the NFC Championship next year, with Col Saunders) that I”m the only blozziggler out there under 29 years of age who last Sunday nite watched part 1 of 6 of PBS” Masterpiece Theater ‘’s presentation of the newish BBC production of Charles” Anti-Smite Dickintheasses” Bleak House for the sole reason of feeding my Carey Mulligan obsession / compulsion by Calvin Clean . 98.7 percent of you probably still don”ts know who she is, cause either you didn”t see the KK the V’’s Pride P , or you did see it, but didn”t realize she was in it cause you were too wrapped up in Pikesville !! Well, 1 ep in, and not only is there mad CM cutie-pie screen time, but the effin production rocks more than pop rocks popping outta my cock that rocks!!! No doubt, since the BEEB also gaveth us the P P mini-skirt/series with the one and only Mr Darcy, Colin Firthy RICH ! Did I mention that Ewan McGregor’’s uncle/WEDGE FROM STAR WARS was in it, and his character has the bestest name this side of Skandar Keynes, John Jarndyce ?! It also stars that chick from The X-Files and Mona from My Summer of Love and Harry Pothead’’s Uncle Vernon and many more, including this dude who’’s like the British Crispin Glover. They”ll replay part 1 sometime before part 2 this Sunday, so check yer local listings and watch some dry boring British shit for change, eye gov”na? Anywho, I omitted one actor from the list above whom I love so dang much cause I wanted to do sum-tang special for him, and another bloke… Thighs Wide Shut’’s SAG - HOF (Screen Asshole Guild - Hall of Fame) Inductees for 2006 UK/US edish Charles ”Lets” Dance James ”Bretton” Woods for eggcellence in screen assholeitude as seen in such suchness as Ali G Indahouse The Golden Child AND Casino Contact Who you got for the ”07? One more W Gary , and they may juss retire one of yer sweat-drained shirts when you retire!! After peeping these snaps of B-Del-To as Che, me thinks the t-shirt image with some of that Conan lip shit woulda been a better casting choice. Not like it’’s gonna be any good anylays, considering it’’s the ex-Mrs Jules Asner’’s project On January 30, The Raconteurs (Jack White, Brendon Benson, and two other thugs) will release only 1k copies of their first single ”Steady as She Goes”/”Store Bought Bones”. They should juss release one copy, and the internets will take care of the rest!!! [via Spin ] The love for Nelson never dies on Thighs: Nelson Detective Agency + bonus vid [via Drew Pict Hers] 89 Years of Vogue History … all dat hotness and still not as beatoffable as M”donna’’s ”Vogue” video [via UMC BM ] S T E E L E R B A B Y [via Crab Feast King ] fastr - a flickr game [via Met-i-cool ] Top Gun 2: Brokeback Squadron [vid via Daniel Brühl ''s stunt double] The soap in the men’’s bathroom at 60 Centre St smell like this . Justice may be blind, but last time I checked, they still had its sense of smell!! And can you bee leave that Kayne West thinks he’’s the second coming of Moses???? What, you didn”t see him on the latest cover of Highlights magazine ? I guess you haven”t visited your local pediatrician or pediadentist’’s office recently, eh? He may be a gold digger, but he aint a sea parter!!! Only C-Hes and his teeth are worthy of that! Oh what, that cover too contra (up up down down left right left right B A select start) verse e al for ya? How bout the latest choice in Her Royal Thighness, Ms VI Warshawski??? Some claim she’’s more chunky than Chunky A eating a box of Chunkys , or that her and Brian Pepper’’s sister are lesbian lovers, but me donts care, cause me and my British da magic bomb shell are getting along swimmingly the english channel 4!!! We already have a nickname for the way we make love: Coyletus . And like the opposite of Trick Daddy [ d-lode ], the kids, love her!! Hmm, photocorning my head on photos looks kinda fun. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!!! ENTER OUR CONTEST OR BE FORCED TO READ ABOUT WHAT KIND OF POOP LINDSAY LOHAN HAD TODAY (corn poopie for the record) and EVERYDAY UNTIL HER BROTHER CODY STARTS TAKING FAMOUS DUMPS!!! # flazzumed by Thigh Master | | Wednesday, January 25 Quaker crOakmeal Alright, first thing is f$%hing last [ audio ] or I guess effin first!!! Peace The WTFork Out CHRIS PENN 1962 - 2006 Who woulda thunk that an interview with the Brothers Nelson (Matthew Gunnar) woulda been 7teen thymes more fascinating than watching It’’s All Right Now: Rick Nelson , a doc about their father Rick rockin out at a Louisiana county fair, which was co-directed by the Hackman ? NOT ME for one! That’’s why seeing was bee-leaving lass noche at the s”wonderful Museum of TV Radio Nelson love fest!! They”re my new mos favorite children of a rockstar!!! Take that Chastity Bono!! And the Bros Nelson did papa proud by playing three of his songs, ”Travelin” Man”, ”Hello Mary Lou”, and ”Garden Party”!!! Alas, there was no love for ”(Can”t Live Without Your) Love And Affection” or pink spandex, but then again, that was probably a good thing After ages of being treated like a black man, like Principal Blackman , the Strangers Avec Dulce flick will FRYNALLY be released in June [via AmyS.com ] Who the spork even knew that Steven Nederbergh was married to Jules Asner in the 1st place? Or that Wes Bentley was alive? Or that the WB and UPN were channels? Unless of course you”re P-rican and already had 2 for the price of -1 Delicious DC dump hole Ben’’s Chili Bowl avoids the 2nd Ave Deli chop , and live(r)s [via Brawny Man] Free passes to see Final Destination 3 … put feel free to pass on it Play Dark Tower onlines!! It was tHE single Gr8tits board game of balls time that was kinda like a video game, but not as les ghetto as those Nintendo Game Watch thingies . I actually own a tower cause my friend Thighsbart owed me a lot of money and never had any to give, so we gots all guild like, like wees were living in Bartertown with MasterBlaster and Tina with those hair ear thingies !! Howdy Doody’’s Do’’s and Don”ts [ MF Temple of DOOM !] Spaloo [via WoMannes] And since I”m the Thigh Master, and since I love to eat fries, and since you love me to master thighs, and you love me eating since fries, hispecially Andy Capp’’s HOT FRIES , and der BeethovenFries , AND CORN, while not listening to Korn, I”ve decided to bend my cock like Beckham and kkick KK the HRT the V outta the kkastle!! DATS RIGHT Y”ALL! For NO reason tat all!! Not even for her non-eggsisting TATs!!! Or the fact she got a tat on her p”nanny that sez Thigh Master Rory O”Shea weres here!! Or the fact that she dumps so sassily !!! Or that she is going to star in 3 pirate movies with Orlando Snooze that don”t involve butt pirating, or the Pittsburgh Pirates, or Rollie Finger’’s stache , or a mustache ride from the Pringles guy , or an ode to Mindy Cohn !! BAGELS and Shmears!!! So give it up for no reason at all to the girl I juss spotted dick on MRP … NADINE ELIZABETH LOUISE COYLE aka Her Royal Thighness The VI Warshawski who? of Girls Aloud huh? I DON”T KNOW EITHER!!! but like Skinner said 1nce Bitten, 4eva smitten and since Martine McClutcheonmycock hasn”t done ANYTHING since Love Actually I had to go with Siress Arthur Love Her Cans In My Doily Coyle!! (no relation to Air Coryell ) I give her 2 weeks tops!! Or she”ll have to lose her top, or box set collection of 1985′’s Topps” Traded Series . Not happy walters with this choice? Then photoshop my effin corn head already, in HISTORY!!!! (the submissions have been so fab that we”re extending the contest another weak!!) # flazzumed by Thigh Master | | Tuesday, January 24 Barton My French But I Still Wanna Bang Falkor’’s Sister 69 Ways From Sunday While Listening To Grandaddy’’s Sumday Welcome To Yer 20s ¡Meesa Barfon! Now stop looking like yer 30, and play more croquet !! And damn that FALKOR , for he stole our sunshine [ d-lode ]!!! The 2006 Bloggies BOO-ies , starring many a boo bazzles + the underground goodness that is YCMIU , and doves course, not us!! Bitter much? M”yes, but not as bitter has dem herbs during Passover . Maybe it has sum tang to do wit being #11 search result for ”PAINT YOUR TITS.COM” ??? Speaking of people who search for things like that, gay bashers who love tits (and Larry David ) can finally rejoice: NSFW clips of Anne Hathaway AND Michelle Williams in Gay Cowboys: THE MOVIE , on the internets/webs!!! Kids In The Hall, like Tony! Toni! Tone!, are doing it again ! [via CRAP !] Apple are the new Nickelback , cept they don”t copy themselves [via Mod Squad ] It so sad that I was juss learning how to m-bate around the time that Willa Holland and Saaya Irie were born More Holland cheese that isn”t edam or gouda: TV Guide int + Countdown Clock on DakotaCountDown.com ??!!? I still can”t bee leave people are counting down to Dakota’’s age of ripeness. She’’s like everyone’’s perfect kid sister, kinda like Lisa Simpson , cept a lot hottier Sometimes I wish I had the foresight of Rosanne Cash With Ladytron westward bound and gagged for the end of April, you can book em dano for Coachella Droopy Dog ‘’s finally got himself some spank material ! Does the title of your book got twat it takes to be a bestseller? Lulu’’s Titlescorer KNOWS ALL! So who wants to publish my memoirs? I think RANDOM House would be a good fit, eh? What , a Walkmen Walkman wouldn”ta”been hip enuff? What if we reserved a square for it on the Hipster Bingo card ? [via Leafy Greens ] Top 65 Music Videos of 2005 [via Korean Grosser] Kazakhstanis Against Borat The one, the only, the IFOCE video montage Vintage Vantage’’s Top Shelf … what, there weren”t any fat people who wore cool threads in the 70s/80s? And me donts thinks $234 clams is too much to pay when Burger Chef memories are on the line!! Yes, BURGER CHEF [beware audio]!!! Could possib-drew-bly be better than The Man Go-Go Boots.com’’s Photo Gallery Celebs sing + ads rock ! Bidders beware of fake Cliff Engle sweaters , and fake dog poop . What ”fake dog poop”? Mozzy likes it ! I spit you not, but yesterday, a bum on the subway smelled eggzactly like a freshly opened bag of salt and vinegar chips And to take the stink straight of outta yer mouth from this snapple of KK, HRT the V, givin us the sassy takin a dump face, Strut magazine has blessed us with this slut tazazine!! Pee es- PHOTOSHOP ME!!! IN HISTORY, like with Charlemagne or Charles In Charge!!! 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